"Amtrak Train no. 3 passengers, your train is now going to be arriving on Track 3, the station track. Please grab your bags, and head under the tracks to that side ASAP."
Such were the timely instructions that the Amtrak station agent belted to us just minutes before the arrival of our 45 minute-late Southwest Chief into Naperville. Unfortunately, it ended up running right up on a block occupied by a Dinky, so instead of further delaying it, the BNSF Dispatcher hastily rerouted it to M3 using the crossover at East Naperville.
The tardiness on this trip was simply due to the earlier Train 5's power being bad-ordered for headlights and windshield wipers, so they stole 3's original leader. Train 3 then had to get this new one from the shops, and from then all the way to Kansas City, it was smooth sailing. Highball, Naperville!