I've never used the word "shortshrift" in a sentence (or a title) before, to the best of my knowledge.
On the back of this photo (pulled out of an album by some flea market vendor, no doubt) there's a stamp (unreadable) for the studio that developed the picture, and you can just make out "......field, Missouri," which is probably Springfield. Springfield is famously "not the asshole of the universe," but also, "rotten at the core."
But that's another story, as they say. This girl is kinda cute,
and, judging by the photo, if she's still out there, she's probably ninetish. Well, I hope she's still enjoying life, and fits into this bathing suit.