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I got $20.50 can I get some hanky panky!

I know nothing about this guy so let’s make something up. – In the off-season Mr. Cummings runs his own prop-plane business. He specializes in dusting crops. He always had the nack for planes even back when he got his start with the Penisula Pilots. Now a days his business John’s Cum & Go Fertilizer is the biggest in the area. It can cover a field with hot sticky fertilizer faster than you can say corkscrew.

Yet another lazy attempt at a baseball card by O-Pee-Chee. This one might be more the fault of the photographer. Both front and back photos are really washed out. The pose of the front card is awkward since we don’t see what he I doing with his arms. My suspicion is that it was a much nicer and wider shot and a crack pot marketing guy edited it down to what we see. I’d be upset if I were the photographer. The back of the card is shot in a poorly chosen location. Is in the back alley, as if he were sneaking into the game. Just weird.

Rating - F

Hits -

-With a name like Cummings…
-You know when you put Cummings in the game…
-Well Cummings had a quick inning in the 4th…

Misses -

-Double portraits on the card.
-Back alley background.
-Needs a cool nickname.

If you have not figured it out from reading this is a work of fiction for fun. So if you don’t have a sense of humor, get one. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. – www.treasureharbor.wordpress.com & www.stinkycrayons.wordpress.com

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