The Flickr Northeastsouthcarolina Image Generatr

I cropped it to suit myself and nobody else.

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North of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 29th, 2012, a view from the "Pelican's Watch" condominiums at the southeast corner of Shore Drive and Cottage Beach Court.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
F106 Atlantic Coast (U.S.)—Pictorial works.
GB454.B3 Beaches—United States—Pictorial works.
GC211.2 Ocean waves—Pictorial works.
QL696.C46 Gulls—Pictorial works.
QC921.3 Cloudiness—Pictorial works.
F279.M9 Myrtle Beach Metropolitan Area (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

Transforming a wilderness into a moneymaking area; snatching swampland from the jaws of water moccasins.

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In Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 31st, 2012, outside of "Bargain Beachwear" on the west side of North Kings Highway (U.S. Highway 17 Business), north of 68th Avenue North.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
TL175 Parking lots—United States—Pictorial works.
TK4188 Exterior lighting—Pictorial works.
SB435.5 Ornamental shrubs—United States—Pictorial works.
S661.5 Mulching—Pictorial works.
HE356.U517 United States Highway 17—Pictorial works.
F279.M9 Myrtle Beach (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

"Shooting ducks with guns! Shooting ducks with guns!" the man in the boat was saying again and again in a high-pitched voice and bouncing and wringing his hands.

"Other people's taxdollars bought me a boatramp!" the truckdriver exclaimed, and he sniffed his fingers and ululated.

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In Murrells Inlet, South Carolina, on December 29th, 2012, at the "Murrells Inlet Public Boat Landing," maintained by the South Carolina Department of Natural Resources.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
GV835.18 Boat ramps—United States—Pictorial works.
SK331 Waterfowl shooting—United States—Pictorial works.
GT5855 Hunting customs—United States—Pictorial works.
TL230.5.S44 Sierra truck—Pictorial works.
GB624 Salt marshes—United States—Pictorial works.
F279.M87 Murrells Inlet (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

Drawing a visual comparison between clusters of pad-mounted transformers and clusters of buildings is one of the oldest and tiredest photographic clichés but oh well.

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In Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 31st, 2012, at the southwest corner of Withers Drive and 24th Avenue North.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
TK2551 Electric transformers—Pictorial works.
NA7840 Hotels—United States—Pictorial works.
NA6232 Tall buildings—United States—Pictorial works.
F279.M9 Myrtle Beach (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

No I'm just kidding, it's the "Outrigger Motel."

A seagull's arms are boomerangs. By taking a picture of the misshapen seagull artwork, I am mocking small businesspeople and southerners.

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In Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 31st, 2012, outside the "Outrigger Motel" on the south side of 22nd Avenue North, west of Withers Drive.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
N7665 Birds in art.
NA7840 Motels—United States—Pictorial works.
TD788 Refuse and refuse disposal—United States—Pictorial works.
F279.M9 Myrtle Beach (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

Each of the colors of plastic is among my favorite colors of plastic, and it was nice to see them in combination.

Harry/hairy homophony is bad news for restaurateurs named Harry. Hairy pancakes!, the hair glued on with syrup.

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In Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 31st, 2012, at the southeast corner of North Kings Highway (U.S. Highway 17 Business) and 24th Avenue North.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
GT3911.A2 Signs and signboards—United States—Pictorial works.
TX945 Restaurants—United States—Pictorial works.
TX770.P34 Pancakes, waffles, etc.—Pictorial works.
HD69.B7 Business names—United States—Pictorial works.
CS2309 Names, Personal—Pictorial works.
HF5416.5 Pricing—Pictorial works.
TL230.5.S44 Sierra truck—Pictorial works.
F279.M9 Myrtle Beach (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

I felt that the composition idea would be provocative. And it tells a story about what kind of bushes gas stations like to buy for their landscaping in the Myrtle Beach area.

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In Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 31st, 2012, at the northeast corner of North Kings Highway (Business Route 17) and 65th Avenue North.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
NA6370.A87 Service stations—United States—Pictorial works.
NA3008 Canopies, Architectural—Pictorial works.
SB435.5 Ornamental shrubs—United States—Pictorial works.
HF5469.55.U64C57 Circle K Corporation—Pictorial works.
HD9579.G5R6 Royal Dutch Shell plc—Pictorial works.
F279.M9 Myrtle Beach (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

This is in Myrtle Beach and reminds me of a South Carolinian's miniaturized idea of a hypothetical driveway at the Bellagio Casino in Las Vegas. Peeing from balconies.

Think of workmen installing these statues on the day this motel was built.

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In Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 31st, 2012, outside the "South Tower" of "The Breakers" on the east side of North Ocean Boulevard, south of 21st Avenue North.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
NA9405 Fountains—United States—Pictorial works.
NB205.5.S73 Statues—United States.
NA7840 Hotels—United States—Pictorial works.
GT3911.A2 Neon signs—United States—Pictorial works.
F279.M9 Myrtle Beach (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

Did a horrific carcrash send it flying over here into the dirt? I would like for somebody to recount to me the processes of its manufacture — the composition of the paw material, the cutting of that material into shapes and affixing those to the license plate backing, etc.

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In North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 27th, 2012, on the west side of 29th Avenue North, north of North Ocean Boulevard.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
TL255.2 Automobiles—Decoration—Pictorial works.
GV714.5 Sports team mascots—Pictorial works.
TD817 Litter (Trash)—United States—Pictorial works.
N8217.F663 Foot in art.
F279.N67 North Myrtle Beach (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

I love these old cinderblock motels!, I am a huge aesthete of connoisseurship of these.

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In Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 31st, 2013, "The Outrigger Motel" on the west side of Withers Drive between 21st Avenue North and 22nd Avenue North.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
NA7840 Motels—United States—Pictorial works.
NA4125 Concrete construction—United States—Pictorial works.
HD9975.U5 Refuse disposal industry—United States—Pictorial works.
SB413.P17 Palms—Pictorial works.
GT3911.A2 Signs and signboards—United States—Pictorial works.
HD69.B7 Business names—United States—Pictorial works.
F279.M9 Myrtle Beach (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

I doubt it's a good idea to have that hole in its snout.

Do you see the hole where the tusk used to be? Go smell inside of it, I dare ya.

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In Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 29th, 2012, at "Safari Golf" along the north side of 19th Avenue South, east of Kings Highway (U.S. Route 17).

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
GV987 Miniature golf—Pictorial works.
N7668.E44 Elephants in art.
NB1942.E44 Animal sculpture.
NA6212 Roadside architecture—United States—Pictorial works.
F279.M93 Myrtle Beach (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

We aren't too awful far from a commercial strip, which you can glimpse through the treebranches. Businesses are over there if you need them.

Was there some kind of a tropical storm or something that caused the look of dishevelment among the plantlife seen here?

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In North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 27th, 2012, in McLean Park, off the south side of Oak Drive east of Pine Avenue.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
QK495.P17 Palms—South Carolina—Pictorial works.
F279.N67 North Myrtle Beach (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

Seems like everyplace you go down there there are everywhere large cheaply-made plastic and metal garbage objects, scattered wantonly across mowed-down foregrounds, set against swampy woodlands full of poisonous snakes.

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In North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 27th, 2012, a view from the southeast corner of Main Street and Cedar Avenue.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
SB433.15 Lawns—United States—Pictorial works.
QK494.5.P66 Longleaf pine—Pictorial works.
F279.N67 North Myrtle Beach (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

"Tommy" has got wet birdmanure dripping from his face but he keeps on smiling. This is at the "Giant Crab Gourmet Seafood Buffet."

He isn't resting atop anything: You're supposed to imagine he's got a puppeteer's hand jammed up his behind; that he's a talking and moving puppet who will talk to your children as he lifts his hat up and down.

Why the big space and the unassigned apostrophe between the words GIANT and CRAB on the canopy.

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On the northeastern outskirts of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 31st, 2012, outside the "Giant Crab Gourmet Seafood Buffet" along the west side of King's Highway (U.S. Route 17), south of Lake Arrowhead Road.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
NA7856 Restaurants—United States—Pictorial works.
NA6212 Roadside architecture—United States—Pictorial works.
HD9455 Seafood—Marketing—Pictorial works.
HF6146.A27 Advertising characters—Pictorial works.
NB1940 Animal sculpture.
N7668.C73 Crabs in art.
N8243.S6 Smiling in art.
QL85 Anthropomorphism—Pictorial works.
CS2309 Names, Personal—Pictorial works.
F279.M9 Myrtle Beach Metropolitan Area (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

"Our method will attempt to gather up all of the life in the sea and lift it out and kill it!"

"Those few sea animals that escape our trawls will not be able to reproduce at a pace sufficient to replace our takings."

"Myrtle Beach tourists will think smilingly upon all this, $$$."

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In Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 28th, 2012, the "Sea Trawler" serving "Calabash Seafood" at the southeast corner of Kings Highway (Business Route 17) and 12th Avenue South.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
NA7856 Restaurants—United States—Pictorial works.
NA6212 Roadside architecture—United States—Pictorial works.
HD9455 Seafood industry—United States—Pictorial works.
TX715.2.S68 Cooking, American—Southern style—Pictorial works.
N8219.L512 Lighthouses in art.
HD69.B7 Business names—United States—Pictorial works.
F279.M9 Myrtle Beach (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

Look at that aged plastic light fixture above it and the painted-over decay of its bottom edge: This door is so so old.

WINDS BUFFET PALMTREES beyond a stylized depiction of a beach.

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In Surfside Beach, South Carolina, on December 29th, 2012, the exterior of an "Eagles" beachwear shop off the west side of South Ocean Boulevard, south of Surfside Drive.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
ND2605 Mural painting and decoration, American.
NA6212 Roadside architecture—United States—Pictorial works.
NA3010 Doors—Pictorial works.
F279.S87 Surfside Beach (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

I'm just kidding it's some other kind of material besides manure.

Mechanically babbling waters descend splashingly downslope, in parallel to the driveway of an elevated parking deck in Myrtle Beach. At the bottom of their brown thing, the waters are sucked up and spurted (slightly) skyward. Lights are rigged to shine on all this after dark.


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In Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 28th, 2012, outside the "Sandcastle Oceanfront Resort South Beach," a/k/a "Sandcastle South Beach," along the east side of Ocean Boulevard, north of Williams Street.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
NA9405 Fountains—United States—Pictorial works.
NA7840 Hotels—United States—Pictorial works.
F279.M9 Myrtle Beach (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

I arrived here and saw this on the last day of 2012, and now the memory of the occasion is going to be part of me. This is a manmade endorheic basin.

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In North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 31st, 2012, behind the "Barefoot Commons" shopping center along the north side of Kings Highway (U.S. Route 17) approximately opposite 41st Avenue South. The "Grand Strand Airport" is at the left.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
TD665 Storm water retention basins—United States—Pictorial works.
NA6218 Shopping centers—United States—Pictorial works.
SB433.15 Lawns—United States—Pictorial works.
F279.N67 North Myrtle Beach (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

This is neourbanism, see how the the sidewalk has a little jog right-and-left to keep your interest up.

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In North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 31st, 2012, on the east side of Windy Hill Road north of U.S. Route 17.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
NA9074 Sidewalks—United States—Pictorial works.
TD817 Litter (Trash)—United States—Pictorial works.
F279.N67 North Myrtle Beach (S.C.)—Pictorial works.

"Nice job on that silt fence boys, that ought to keep the two muds from mingling I bet."

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In Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 29th, 2012, a view toward Carns Lane from the east side of Shine Avenue, north of Pampas Drive.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
S591 Mud—United States—Pictorial works.
TH383 Sediment control—Pictorial works.
F279.M9 Myrtle Beach (S.C.)—Pictorial works.