At the delapidated home in the Gildan Grotto subdivision in east Paprihaven, the door is hastily opened.
Firnula: Master Speedo!! You're home!!
Speedo Steel: Yes.
Flash Sentry: Hey boss! Got your guitar, huh? Ready to go jam?
Firnula: Where have you been??
Speedo Steel: I was on tour.*
Firnula: Why didn't you bring us?? We're your band!
Speedo Steel: Did I get any calls from Huntress?
Flash Sentry: Hey, boss, you gotta take us on your gigs. Remember all the pretty girls love rockers like us.
Speedo Steel: I can't breathe in Coopers Town. They worship me.
Firnula: Well, but, Master Speedo, you've been gone and that lawyer, Tenderbottom,** kept calling because you have some case. And we're way behind on the rent!
Flash Sentry: Hey, boss, why are there cop cars outside?
"Because Master Steel has run afoul of the law!"
Firnula: Who!? GAH!! There's a giant at the door!!
Speedo Steel: I have a lawyer. She's in love with me.
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My Little Pony
Flash Sentry
Spawn
Space Angela
1995, McFarlane
Fisher-Price
Loving Family Grand Dollhouse
1997 Fisher-Price
* In that famed locale of Puuiki Beach, no less!
www.flickr.com/photos/puuikibeach/52299076731/
* Winterbottom, actually, as in Agatha Skychild Winterbottom, Esquire! Seen in Paprihaven 1542!
www.flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/48811802696/