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Deep under the capital the Barbarian Lord or Lady Tirana as she calls her self and her vile slimy adviser Snook has gathered a lot of power crystals in containers ready to lit them on fire a sneaky plot to cause a chain reaction that would collapse the deep underground fundament of the palace containing most all the besieged factions leaders…
- (Tirana) the place really gives me the creeps, even though I am the toughest among our barbarian tribe it instantly want me to go back to the plains and mountains where every sensible barbarian belongs…
- (Snook) …yes I understand Madam Lord! It is a creepy place… but I read about it in the ancient scriptures and this spot here is exactly underneath the palace if we can start an inferno here, the underground pillars built by the ancients will collapse and the whole palace will quite literally follow it down to hell…
- Yes it is a great plan and if it works I will elevate you to an even higher position among our ranks… but hey the say there is a dragon down here, it that true or just superstitious blah blah from our less clever rank and file?
- well Madam Lord! There was actually a mentioning of the giant lizard in the writings of the ancient journals of the Centaur and historian known as plutonium the older…
- yeah well, I guess that will be a bonus if we awake the monster too, if it exists and survive the blast it will probably be pretty angry and emerge from the sinkhole ground zero left by the explosion and probably eat a few of our enemies…
…but are you sure the explosion is gonna be mighty enough to erase the capital palace?
- well actually I studied the writing of the wise centaur known as Alcomedicus and he had sime pretty wild writings about causality, steadfast theory and nuclear unsustainabillety he theorized that…
- Oh Snook spare me the lecture on old centaurs physics, I am not gifted with a mind-maze clever enough for those things, my brains are in terror, strategy and plotting not on how many legs a flower has or how many petals a bee has… so shall we start the bonfire? Shall I give miss Flint the order to lower her torch down the crystals???
By this time a barbarian soldier had collected enough courage to interrupt his leader:..
- (soldier) M, mmm, addam… look behind f, fll, Flint, there is already a fire… panic!!! Every Barbarian for himself…!!! It is all gonna blow!!!
Titana drew her sword and drove it through his plate armor at ease reaching inner in an instant, he spat som blood and twitched and fell in to a heap and was still forever…
- (Tirana) No need to panic, we are barbarians we fear nothing, we don’t want to die though… so all troops please evacuate in an ordered manner we shall leave this creepy cavity our mission here is over and probably the life of those dimwits living above in the palace…
