TED: "The postman came this mornin' an' delivvered a nenvelope wiv luggidge tags in it. I sed to Dad, 'Wot's all that abowt then?', an' 'e sed, 'We've arranjed a speshul treat fer yew son'.
I'M GOIN' TO FRANCE, TO TWO KRISSMUSS MARKITS!
Yeah, I've got spendin' munny an' a new KRISSMUSS JUMPER, too!
The jumper's got seekwins on it, an' when I rubs 'em one way it sez 'nawty', an' when I rubs 'em the uvver way it sez 'nice'! I can't wait to put it on fer the trip!
We ain't goin' untill early next mumf so I gotta be hextra good or I mite get left be'ind... paws crossed nuffink 'appens to spoil fings!"
*mega-excited*
