I treated the word "parking" as a plural noun ("parking are") and seemed to equate a parking sign with a parking lot (the "parking [is] discolored"). Between those absurd details, my carefully correct use of plural possessive, the little-used adverb "brownly," my verbification of "all-caps," and my gleeful othering of the culturally dominant Baptists ("their bibles"), I thought I was being hilarious.
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In downtown Valdosta, Georgia, on November 21st, 2021, on the south side of West Central Avenue (Interstate 75 Business Loop, U.S. Route 84, U.S. Route 221, and Georgia State Route 38), east of North Oak Street.
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Getty Thesaurus of Geographic Names terms:
• Lowndes (county) (2000383)
• Valdosta (2024591)
Art & Architecture Thesaurus terms:
• Baptist (300153825)
• black (color) (300130920)
• brown (color) (300127490)
• churches (institutions) (300312247)
• darkening (300379491)
• discoloration (300053045)
• driveways (300008280)
• parking lots (300007826)
• signs (declatory or advertising artifacts) (300123013)
• weathering (300054115)
• white (color) (300129784)
Wikidata items:
• & (Q11213)
• 21 November 2021 (Q69306250)
• November 21 (Q3023)
• November 2021 (Q61312917)
• Southern Baptist Convention (Q1351880)
• Treaty of Fort Jackson (Q1466527)
• U.S. Route 84 (Q410700)
• U.S. Route 221 (Q4816645)
• Valdosta, GA Metropolitan Statistical Area (Q7909460)
Library of Congress Subject Headings:
• Church signs (sh99003802)