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Directed by Sidney Lanfield

Directed and choreographed by Gene Kelly and Stanley Donen

Adapted from the TV series "The Man from U. N. C. L. E."

Directed by Boris Sagal

Directed by Don Weis

Directed by Richard Thorpe

Jerry Lewis present in 1966 "Trois sur un sofa" with Jerry Lewis, Janet Leigh, Kathleen Freeman, Leslie Parrish, Mary Ann Mobley, Gila Golan,...

Yes, I changed this up from the movie. Rather than a yard stick, there is a wooden spoon. The title is part of a quote from another part of the movie yet still changed slightly. I took creative license.

I can't imagine why she wouldn't trust Carter and LeBeau dressed as German soldiers.

Apart from the food. And the man serving it. That was nice.

As General Burkhalter's sister, Frau Linkmeyer is not used to being ordered around by soldiers.

Hochstetter is determined to get something out of this caper. Arresting Colonel Klink for kidnapping Frau Linkmeyer would work quite nicely.

Colonel Klink, despite his boasting, is not what you'd call a ladies' man. Especially when it comes to this particular lady.

It's just not Schultzie's night.

The poster illustration is by Roy Besser.

Newkirk gets the job of babysitting Frau Linkmeyer.

The formidable Frau Gertrude Linkmeyer (Kathleen Freeman). General Burkhalter's sister, Colonel Klink's ever-pending wife, and more than a match for anyone who meets her.

Word of advice, Schultz: if you're going to talk about someone, make sure they're not in the same room as you.

Particularly considering it's supposed to be a romantic dinner.

Klink, who wasn't too keen on the idea of marriage in the first place, goes even more off the idea when he discovers who it is he's supposed to be marrying.

Burkhalter tries to convince his sister, Frau Linkmeyer, that marrying the dead fish that is Colonel Klink is a good idea.