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- (Srg. policewoman) ....so what is missing have you got an inventory or a list of all the goods you kept in the shop, so we can see what is broken and was it not, do you claim any damages to your person or your employed eh, person?

- ( Fish-Emperor) whatt, you say, you mean list, like as if I put on papel a line of lets say for example: Halibutt-butt-fish. Cod-fisch, stal-fisch, Salmon-fisch eel-fisch, pike-predator-fish and so on... NO I have no such list not, why I have such should I? Me Wonders...

- (Srg. Police woman) Old Senile China-man please use the babel-fish instead of your mouth, you version of Standard-Speach is so distorted my ears go all curled-up as a defence mechanism, does you helper her speak better Standard?

- ( Cray) Yes Madam, but you should not call him a chinaman, isn´t that ethnic slur and as far as I know paragraph 23454 in codex 5 bind 23 it says: No police officer serving the Federation as a whole shall use ethnic-slur, species-slur, Gender-based slur or slur base on any form of group belonging of any sort guild, faction, nationality or citizenships...

Cray wasn´t able to say more, since the sergeant who started to resemble a steam-boiler in her face interrupted him...

- (Srg.) ...Hey aren´t you quite small, are you employed here, how old are you? I hope that this old gook-eyed china-freak from a senile ancient past...
You Know what I am the law, here, these are my men, I can have you locked up and put a death-ray at you and turn you in to a heap of coal and then, only then, after that you can file a complaint to my governor complaining about any ethnic-based or species-based mistreatment ....

- ( Fish Emperor) Hey, Now Ugly Selgeant-lady, Clay is between 21-33 yeals old, I say, your beak is ugly, avian-freak, you are not china like me, but you ale ugly bild-woman, I am ancient; i can say what I wan´t I am old and wise, you are young and stupid hardly hatched out of your newboln egg, I say...

Now Cray interrupted his boss!

- ( Cray ) ...oh Excuse him Madam police-officer, He haven´t taken his medication today I am really here to make him take his medication, he says so many weird things when he haven´t gotten his shots and pills...

- (Srg.) well I will let you off with a warning, you are fined 103 Credits for using species-slur against a servicewoman in the federations service, 1233 Credits for having an untidy shop and 23994 credits for employing a minor, 567 credits for not taking medication... you can pay all to my private account, he is the holo-code and then we can forget about this nasty incident... Oh who where the rioters bashing up your shop by the way, why where they here? here is no Tri-Phone is here, You both look Standard-Human to me, well except for you looking like a foetus and you are a asian ugly repulsive gentleman ...

( Fish-Emperor) what you say, I am no human, they say that I am clossbleed between flisch and humman, you say I look humman, Look you can see my scales, and smell here I smell like lotten fisch, I think I will pay not, you collupted police-men-and-women and so, I say, Kiss my shiny ye...

( Cray) oh time for his medication, you better leave for your own best, he looks really ugly when he takes the pills, I mean I wouldn´t like to ruin you future dinner, please forgive us, we will pay the double to you account, no there is no tri-phone here only adult humans...

( Fish Emperor ) don´t listen to small clossbleed he is always schucking police-alse he no good, he naughty boy... I will not pay any fine, you pay fine to us ugly bird-cup.!!!

then the fish emperor pulled down his trousers and mooned towards the police while farting in their direction....

( Srg. ) ok, Men I will leave now, smash the place up thoroughly, I don´t want a single piece of china whole when you are done, then bash them up lightly and take anything of value, I don´t think there is anything in this mess, but there might be a credit or two in the till... I am going to lunch now!!!

...Cray and the Fish-Emperor was doing their usual business in the "antique shop" that is Cray rushing about with his exo-suit and drinking large amounts of coffee while the F-E was sitting behind the shop counter and till munching away on some rotten fish he found in a corner of the shop..

Cray was just putting up some vintage bags of LEGO in their display window... then he noticed an angry mob consisting mostly of Under-hive mutant scum and lower class aliens storming down the street chanting slogans on the other side of the street riot police started lining up supported by shotgun police in the ranks behind them... Cray who was just short of a whole year had never seen anything like this before so he asked his wise and ancient boss the Mongrel-fish-Emperor:

- Hey Master, what is that going on on the street o ancient and wise master from the past of ancient times...

The Emperor of rotten fish joined the baby hybrid in an exo-suit by the window then he spoke while his young apprentice was listening with all his ears... he said:

- Well my young monglel species workel and fliend, that is a Liot!

- Oh You mean a Riot, yeah I have read about those in our official state-funded history book, since you cannot trust anything written in that since it is the mouth-pice of our Government-companies I ask you wise master what are these Riots about?

- Well Young spawn of a molther and fathel united in intercourse, it Is called a Liot not a Riot and it often happens when people or mutants or aliens or aliens don´t get fed enough fish, then they angry get and lush fol the stleet and lun wild and smash all stuff and scleam and make a liot, then law enfolcer comes and bash them with mauls and canes so they get bluscess on lrm and leg!!!

- But Mighty Master why don´t the government supply the lower classes with enough food, Eh, I mean fish???

- it is all lelly about oplession, our society wolks much bettel if thel is a hell undelneth them and those who are pooll is happiel when thele is someone the spit at can fulther down than them...
...Also it is because we no longer have no ocean hele on capital planet, so we have to boat send down the toilet-flush-watel undelglound or that they cannot affold pizza with topping because the olives are out of season on this globe...

- ah, I see Master, Imagine how much wisdom I fish in your flowing rivers of wisdom, I am so happy to have ears so I cane let the spoken wisdom fill my very young brain!

- Yes youle ale one lucky hyblid fetus from one homman mothel and one Tli-Phone fathel, you vely lucky indeed I say to my self and you!!!