VVRRROOOOOMMM!!!
It's no laughing matter when a PEZ lover runs out of their favorite confection.
Sitting in the recliner, watching reruns of Ironsides, they pop back the head of Donald Duck, or Darth Vader, or if they're really in the dizzying stratosphere of PEZ rarity, their Foghorn Leghorn.
But no, PEZ! Empty! They grab their candy dish... no refills! They forgot!
Only one thing to do now. Grab that phone and dial *739! Immediately a concerned voice, "Yes, PEZ hotline, what is your emergency?"
"I'm outta PEZ!!!"
"Calm down, we're here to help. I'm already getting a truck on the way."
"Oh, thank you! Thank you!"
"Of course. Now, what flavor were you eating?"
"I was eating assorted fruit but I could really use some Vanilla Cupcake!"
"I'm sorry, that's a seasonal flavor."
"Okay, banana??"
"We can do that. Now, stay calm. I'm going to ask you to put your dispenser out of sight so you can try to focus on something else."
"It's... a Foghorn Leghorn."
"Oh! That's very impressive. But don't look at it. If you have to, pinch your arm to take your mind off the PEZ craving."
VVRRROOOOOMMM!!!
"I think I hear the PEZ truck!!"
"Yes, they're pulling up now."
"But how did you know where I am??"
"We know where every PEZ dispenser is."
"That... that's scary..."
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A year of the shows and performers of the Bijou Planks Theater.
PEZ
1940 Ford
No. MS13
1:24
Golden Wheel
