
Clunking and chunking metal sounds echoes through the hull when the pirate vessel forcefully connects their ship to their metallic lawful victim…
…semi-panic struck crew members try to bolt extra metallic plates to the connection hatch…
Then an even more terrifying sound transplants through the hull, like a million cats on a blackboard, like claws of stele ripping through the thick enhanced hatch separating them from the butchers buccaneers…
…then e redhot spot of molten metal starts to be noticed on the metal door expanding towards the sides, the crewmen clutch their guns ready for a fight even though they are not warriors…
Then through a small hole in the door a smoke grenade, then something on the other side freezes the melting door in milliseconds, then a pounding hammering sound and the frozen door shatters in to pieces like it was made out off glass…
…now the nerves of the first crewman starts breaking, shaking so badly that he dropped his zapper in the floor then he flee screaming back in towards the bridge, then another crewman breaks…
Now through the smoke a variety of figures can be seen…. Shooting towards the crew while talking snd cheering and jumping around like it was some kind of rock concert …
That makes the remaining crews piano-string nerves break, non of the crew even managed to shoot a single shot…
- (pirate captain) Aaargh and jolly joy!!! It is great to be back in space, what where we doing there down the suers of the fed-cap world???
- (quartermaster) Eh, well eating stinking mutant suer rats, getting abused by the Pink-Horror and drifting along in a mess off pee and crap until our olfactory organs nearly fell off!!!
- (Captain) yes remind me to never get such a stupid plot again, space is so much cleaner… how could our freebooter ancestors stand that sort of life!!! How could Teach, Richards and sparrow stand it???
- (qm) well I guess the were not sailing suers, the planet had open ocean back then!!!
- (Captain) oh strange, have you been reading history books again or is it those Asterix comics you read???